Sorry the joy of finding your soul mate will forever be tarnished by the fact that you met online. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is full of temporary situations, ultimately ending in a permanent solution. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Things that are bad for business are bad for the people who work for business. — Thomas E. Dewey Copy Share Image
The best curve on a girl is her smile. Nah just joking, look at that ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yes I am a little full of myself. Play your cards right and you can be full of me too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everything possessed the power to transform itself, or else, and what meant more, to be transformed. — Wallace Stevens Copy Share Image
I've had this look for about a year. I usually grow this beard out around Christmas. I like to go to malls… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, my system for tracking down funny female writers isn't methodical. It's mainly based on word-of-mouth, which can cast a limited net. — Nell Scovell Copy Share Image
“I ain't never seen a creature like that before, she says. He's so smart, he's- More, like a person than a bird?… — Moira Young Copy Share Image
“Dee loves it here. Before you came, she spent most of her days here." To Daemon, my arrival was the beginning of… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
What's funny is my mom took me to the theater for the first time when I was six years old, and I… — Dana Davis Copy Share Image
“His life was a constant war with insensate objects that fell apart, or attacked him, or refused to function, or viciously got… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
“I’ll always be your friend,” he said. “Your best friend, if you let me. But I want to be your lover, too.”… — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
I think the longer a sitcom is on the air, by necessity, the dumber the characters have to get: otherwise, they would… — Scott Adsit Copy Share Image
