Ever looked at your EX and wondered Was I drunk the entire relationship. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
The only time I'm totally happy is when I'm watching films or making them. — Steven Spielberg Copy Share Image
If there is plenty to eat and drink at home, then any individual would not prefer to enroll in the army. — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. — Walter Matthau Copy Share Image
There's nothing I'd rather do than make music. It's the love of my life. — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning paper? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On Facebook a girl may not reply to your hi but she'll definitely reply to your compliments!.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I would say just start writing. You've got to write every day. Copy someone that you like if you think that perhaps… — Elmore Leonard Copy Share Image
Everybody in New York City knows there's way more cars than parking spaces. You see cars driving in New York all hours… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I don't know if I'm particularly funny, I mean one of my legs is shorter than the other one, it makes everything… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either.… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Just because you're old that doesn't mean you're more forgetful. The same people whose names I can't remember now I couldn't remember… — George Burns Copy Share Image
Girls are really dressing up like sluts these days. This one young girl just got up from her seat & I totally… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The awkward moment in a movie where you think the charachter is talking to someone e.g. there lover but it ends up… — Owais Copy Share Image
My parents are in the business - they're actors - so I kind of grew up on a film set, which was… — Charlie McDowell Copy Share Image
