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When I got my first TV set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships with other people. — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
It's funny because 'Felicity' didn't have a huge following, but the following it did have is hugely devoted, so people who are… — Ian Gomez Copy Share Image
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