Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends. — Eminem Copy Share Image
Awkwardly standing there whileyour friends talks to somebody you don't know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That's crudely put, but If we're not supposed to dance, Why all this music? — Gregory Orr Copy Share Image
Laughing is the best medicine. But laughing for no reason, you need medicine — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a woman gives birth her waters break and she pours out the child and the child runs free. — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
You either have to be great or you have to be bad to get a good pick. — Magic Johnson Copy Share Image
Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line & the Least Romantic 2nd Line There's d Winning… — Sadie Copy Share Image
Ghetto word of the Day - Disappointment. My Parole officer said if I miss disappointment they gone send me back to Jail. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
If the sayings of the saints is accepted that this world is only a Maya/an illusion and one can attain salvation only… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Here’s how bizarre the war is that we’re in Iraq, and we should have known this right from the get-go: When we… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I wanted to make sure that my act was family friendly for tonight, but I don't have babies. So I thought that… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
Even though I've been married for eight years, I do separate my food in the refrigerator from my wife's. I put labels… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
Never mock fat people; their lifeis nothing less than a punishment. How are they livingin this condition? Only their God knows better! — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
