BLOODY HELL FUCKING SHIT GOD DAMNIT I RIPPED MY KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON POSTER! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication. — Renee Zellweger Copy Share Image
Yuzvendra Chahal, India's leg-spinner, is another IPL teammate. He's also a great guy and very funny. — Moeen Ali Copy Share Image
I'm happiest when I feel that several almost opposing sensations are present at the same time. — David Salle Copy Share Image
“A little vanilla never hurt anybody.” He nipped her ankle. “Great shoes by the way. Sexy as hell.” — Hanna Lui Copy Share Image
It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life. — Jimi Hendrix Copy Share Image
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
I went to school, majored in theatre, and said 'Mom, I have to choose my own destiny. I want to be an… — Arsenio Hall Copy Share Image
[Arnold Schwarzenegger] is funny. Some great one-liners, some great banter between him and the contestants [on "The Apprentice" ]. And he's good! — Boy George Copy Share Image
Every photograph is the photographer's opinion about something. It's how they feel about something: what they think is horrible, tragic, funny. — Mary Ellen Mark Copy Share Image
You should never pick up a newspaper when you're feeling good, because every newspaper has a special department, called the Bummer Desk,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“You read a book for the story, for each of its words," Gordy said, "and you draw your cartoons for the story,… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
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