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Many years ago a very wise man named Bernard Baruch took me aside and put his arm around my shoulder. "Harpo my… — Harpo Marx Copy Share Image
People ask me all the time, ALL the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, 'Bo, you're an artist... how… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
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