Funny Quote by Asheya

Doctor: You'll live to be 60! Patient: I AM 60! Doctor: See! What did I tell you?

— Nikhil Saluja

The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"

— Henny Youngman

“If my doctor told me I only had five minutes to live, I’d probably change all the clocks in my house, because they’re all…

— Jarod Kintz

I figured I had seconds, maybe minutes to live.

— Curtis Sliwa

“It must have been fifty seconds before Doc died. Long time.”

— William Goldman

I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down - at least he did until he dropped dead.

— Cesar Romero

I recently had to wait two and a half hours in a doctor's office, just waiting to be seen. I literally was genuinely thinking…

— Jane Espenson

“The doctor gave him two weeks to live. I'd give him more, if I could.”

— Jack Johnson

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.

— Isaac Asimov

You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.

— Joan Rivers

“My doctor says I must not have any serious conversation after seven [o'clock]. It makes me talk in my sleep.”

— Oscar Wilde

One of the biggest lies ever: The doctor will be with you in a couple of minutes.

— Anonymous