Asks Quote by Jerome K. Jerome

What readers ask nowadays in a book is that it should improve, instruct and elevate. This book wouldn't elevate a cow. I cannot conscientiously…

— Jerome K. Jerome

The cow's point of view deserves more literary attention.

— Mason Cooley

Books are for reading, not for turning oneself into livestock.

— Cassandra Clare

The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.

— Anonymous

“If the unit of human understanding is the story, the story at least in this part of the world includes the cow.”

— James Maskalyk

“Most cowgirls are natural storytellers, their art honed by years of practice. . . . It serves as entertainment; it also preserves the humor…

— Teresa Jordan

If every man works at that for which nature fitted him, the cows will be well tended.

— Jean de La Fontaine

“the beholders.' " 70. They said, "Call upon your Lord for us to make plain to us what it is. Verily to us all…

— Dr Muhammad Muhsin Khan

“But when I say 'cow', don’t go running away with the idea of some decent, self-respecting cudster such as you may observe loading grass…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“THE FIVE RANKS.—-THE TEN PICTURES. 1. The Rank of Turning—-1. The Searching of the Cow.                          2. The Finding of the Cow's Tracks. 2. The…

— Kaiten Nukariya

“I've never done any cattle-liftin', but it seems to me-e-e that one might just as well be stalky about a thing as not.”

— Rudyard Kipling

Who will sell the Cow, must say the word.

— George Herbert