Dachshunds Quote by H. L. Mencken Download Open image “Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.” — H. L. Mencken ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dachshunds Dog Funny Half Long
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
The dachshund is a perfectly engineered dog. It is precisely long enough for a single standard stroke of the back, but you aren't paying… — Mary Doria Russell Copy Share Image
There is this to be said for Dachsunds of such length and lowness as Nelly, that it makes very little difference to their appearance… — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
Dachshunds have their own agenda and can be stubborn about seeing their plans through to completion. What Rosie lacked in consistency, she made up… — Mary Doria Russell Copy Share Image
“Abandon a dachshund and upon your return, you may well be confronted with a small token of her displeasure. This, for the dachshund, is… — Mary Doria Russell Copy Share Image
“In 1920, a resident of Navarre, Ohio, reported that the town’s mayor had shot and killed his dachshund “for being German.” The dogs were… — Bronwen Dickey Copy Share Image
“That went well," Christina murmured to him. "Pffaww," he agreed. "They're a pair! They don't like anything. They don't even like the dachshund. Who… — Nick Harkaway Copy Share Image
“The dachshund was evolved to chase badgers down holes, and the corgi to round up cattle. If anyone loses a herd of cattle down… — Kennel Club of England Copy Share Image
No breed of cats in its proper condition can by any stretch of the imagination be thought of as even slightly ungraceful - a… — H. P. Lovecraft Copy Share Image
“I learned that when people see a dachshund, they have to yell, "A wiener dog!" Like "A rainbow!" "A Shriner!" "A shooting star!" "A… — Kevin Kling Copy Share Image
A bad artist almost always tries to conceal his incompetence by whooping up a new formula. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
By profession a biologist, [Thomas Henry Huxley] covered in fact the whole field of the exact sciences, and then bulged through its four fences.… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
So few men are really worth knowing, that it seems a shameful waste to let an anthropoid prejudice stand in the way of free… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Man's objection to love is that it dies hard; woman's, that when it is dead, it stays dead. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
For it is an absurdity to call a country civilized in which a decent and industrious man, laboriously mastering a trade which is valuble… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Women have simple tastes. They get pleasure out of the conversation of children in arms and men in love. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
The critic, to interpret his artist, even to understand his artist, must be able to get into the mind of his artist; he must… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
There is, in fact, nothing about religious opinions that entitles them to any more respect than other opinions get. On the contrary, they tend… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Liberty ... was a two-headed boon. There was first, the liberty of the people as a whole to determine the forms of their own… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
The secret of architectural excellence is to translate the proportions of a dachshund into bricks, mortar and marble. — Christopher Wren Copy Share Image
The dachshund is a perfectly engineered dog. It is precisely long enough for a single standard stroke of the back, but you aren't paying… — Mary Doria Russell Copy Share Image
“That went well," Christina murmured to him. "Pffaww," he agreed. "They're a pair! They don't like anything. They don't even like the dachshund. Who… — Nick Harkaway Copy Share Image
“My mother was widely loved, and rightly so – and widely regarded as too sweet for words. Well, she had them buffaloed. Any woman… — Markham Shaw Pyle Copy Share Image
Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I… — Peter Sellers Copy Share Image
Dachshunds have their own agenda and can be stubborn about seeing their plans through to completion. What Rosie lacked in consistency, she made up… — Mary Doria Russell Copy Share Image
Once Charley fell in love with a dachshund, a romance racially unsuitable, physically ridiculous, and mechanically impossible. But all these problems Charley ignored. He… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
Nothing will turn a man's home into a castle more quickly and effectively than a dachshund. — Queen Victoria Copy Share Image
House-training, I must tell you, is a formality that can elude young dachshunds for some time; this is particularly true in climates that affront… — Mary Doria Russell Copy Share Image
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
Being the owner of Dachshunds, to me a book on dog discipline becomes a volume of inspired humor. Every sentence is a riot. Some… — E. B. White Copy Share Image
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