Nothing will turn a man's home into a castle more quickly and effectively than a dachshund. — Queen Victoria Copy Share Image
The dachshund is a perfectly engineered dog. It is precisely long enough for a single standard stroke of the back, but you… — Mary Doria Russell Copy Share Image
“I learned that when people see a dachshund, they have to yell, "A wiener dog!" Like "A rainbow!" "A Shriner!" "A shooting… — Kevin Kling Copy Share Image
The secret of architectural excellence is to translate the proportions of a dachshund into bricks, mortar and marble. — Christopher Wren Copy Share Image
“I swear," Nell said, walking faster, "you're looking at a life of hamburger and no yelling." She held the dachshund closer, and… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“Abandon a dachshund and upon your return, you may well be confronted with a small token of her displeasure. This, for the… — Mary Doria Russell Copy Share Image
“The dogs came racing up the stairs. They danced at Rima's feet, frantic with the need to communicate something to her. Little… — Karen Joy Fowler Copy Share Image
“He couldn’t have moved quicker if he had been the dachshund Poppet, who at this juncture was running round in circles, trying,… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Apparently that dog of hers joined you in the water.” Yes, that’s right, he took his dip with the rest of us.… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Volnay is prancing, head up proudly; her squat little bowlegs producing a smooth gait that would make the dog show people preen.… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
