“If I ever have to see something like that again," he told us, "I will retire and raise dachshunds.” — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
The dachshund is a perfectly engineered dog. It is precisely long enough for a single standard stroke of the back, but you… — Mary Doria Russell Copy Share Image
The secret of architectural excellence is to translate the proportions of a dachshund into bricks, mortar and marble. — Christopher Wren Copy Share Image
Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites… — Peter Sellers Copy Share Image
“My mother was widely loved, and rightly so – and widely regarded as too sweet for words. Well, she had them buffaloed.… — Markham Shaw Pyle Copy Share Image
Dachshunds have their own agenda and can be stubborn about seeing their plans through to completion. What Rosie lacked in consistency, she… — Mary Doria Russell Copy Share Image
“That went well," Christina murmured to him. "Pffaww," he agreed. "They're a pair! They don't like anything. They don't even like the… — Nick Harkaway Copy Share Image
Most television could be presented by a dachshund. Radio can't, although there are a lot of dachshunds in there. — Terry Wogan Copy Share Image
My dachshunds are not substitutes for children. But the pattering of tiny feet around the place is a joy. — Richard Coles Copy Share Image
Nothing will turn a man's home into a castle more quickly and effectively than a dachshund. — Queen Victoria Copy Share Image
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
Once Charley fell in love with a dachshund, a romance racially unsuitable, physically ridiculous, and mechanically impossible. But all these problems Charley… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
House-training, I must tell you, is a formality that can elude young dachshunds for some time; this is particularly true in climates… — Mary Doria Russell Copy Share Image
Being the owner of Dachshunds, to me a book on dog discipline becomes a volume of inspired humor. Every sentence is a… — E. B. White Copy Share Image
