God saved you for Himself; God saved you by Himself; God saved you from Himself. — Paul Washer Copy Share Image
When someone says 'I like your shirt.' I look down to see what I am wearing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
On this twelfth day of my diet I would rather die satiated than slim. — Marge Piercy Copy Share Image
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Oh, come on. Don’t tell me you all have never been to Doveport? Our sister city across the sea?” “People don’t say… — Terrance Crawford Copy Share Image
“How many beers do y'all think it takes before one internationally scientist turns to another and says, 'Dude, bet you twenty bucks… — Robyn Schneider Copy Share Image
If I send you a text and you don'trespond, and then I see you update Facebook at the same time, you're dead… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My opinions are like farts; So hard to hold em in, and when one slips everyones gonna know it and at least… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Shane's orgasmic contribution was an innovative and masterful variation on the theme of oh: “Oh...Oh...oh...oh...oh...oh...oh...oh...AH!” Stretching the waistband of my boxers I… — Gillibran Brown Copy Share Image
Mom, I'm doing my homework,I promise. LOL, JK. I just minimized Facebook and opened Google the second you walked in my room — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Axone', of course, was on racism, but it was also a kind of representation that hadn't happened ever before of the Northeast… — Sayani Gupta Copy Share Image
