When I was little sticking my tongue out was like giving some one the middle finger. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's true: What one person might consider 'hate speech,' another might consider to be harmless, or even funny. — Kat Timpf Copy Share Image
When you fuck over people who've been nothing but good to you, you create demons for yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The world in which we live is the only world about which our senses can testify. — Abraham Flexner Copy Share Image
Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I think I'll just move on because at the end of the day I'm pretty sure you already did. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I go through regular problems. It's funny - there's still two sides to me: the normal one and the work one. I… — Tate McRae Copy Share Image
Just because swans mate for life, I don't think its that big a deal. First of all, if you're a swan, you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get to leave. Somebody make that a law, please. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Porsche is a driver's car - a performance car. That was funny - here's this awesome car, but it's got no cup… — Jason McCoy Copy Share Image
Yes, I am thoroughly enjoying retirement! The best part is observing my neighbors drive off to work in the morning knowing that… — Bill Kalmar Copy Share Image
When an illness knocks you on your ass, you should stay down and relax for a while before trying to get back… — Candea Core-Starke I Enjoy Convalescence It Is The Part That Makes The Illness Worthwhile George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“In between bites of banana, Mr. Remora would tell stories, and the children would write the stories down in notebooks, and every… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
People who have picture-perfect upbringings and lives tend not to be funny. I don't think they write from a position of pain. — Alex Borstein Copy Share Image
