I don't like grouper fish. Well, they're okay. They hang around star fish. Because they're grouper fish. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Ryan Stout, a straight-arrow-looking kind of guy, shocks the crowd into laughter with his inventive interplay between innocence and a jarringly twisted… — Ben Fong-Torres Copy Share Image
I think comedy is incredibly discriminated against. It is one of the most enjoyed yet most condescended art forms in the world.… — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
There is a lot of catarsis that passes itself off as art or comedy and I'm kind of critical of that. I… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Confident people, who understand comedy, improvise so much better than people who are scared. You can't be scared to improvise. You have… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
As a dancer, I was always the physical comedy girl. I love it so much. — Anne Fletcher Copy Share Image
In the world of comedy, there's this: "If it's going badly, get off. If it's going well, get off". You can't argue… — Al Murray Copy Share Image
You know, I grew up on romantic comedies, and it's hard to find a new way to tell that story. — Rashida Jones Copy Share Image
It's often pointed out that in Cuban cinema there are too many comedies, but a sense of humor is so much part… — Fernando Perez Copy Share Image
As a writer, I haven't delved into dramatic writing. As an actor, I could always, even more so than comedy, do drama.… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
If it was a great script and a great character, I would love to do a romantic comedy. — Andy Serkis Copy Share Image
When it comes to comedy, it might be interesting to know why an airplane works, but really? Maybe it's better not to… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you… — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
She [Gypsy Rose Lee] was a sophisticated self-satirist with a contagious delight in the comedy of sex. She was coy; she was… — Karen Abbott Copy Share Image
Stand-up is not just an American thing anymore. It's global. In some places, stand-up comedy is brand new. South Africa has only… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm drawn to more than I'm allowed to do or asked to do, or probably should do. My whole career has been… — Steve Pink Copy Share Image
“Artist communities love to bullshit each other and glad-hand one another, and there's no room for the crippling honesty of comedy. "I'm… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I'm definitely more at ease with comedy - that's where I started out - and so it's my first love, so to… — Omar Sy Copy Share Image
Old radio comedy makes me laugh, as well as 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue' and comedians like Paul Merton. — Lynne Truss Copy Share Image
It's a pragmatist's business, comedy. Start off with good intentions and references to the Pompidou Centre and you end up with boiled… — Mel Smith Copy Share Image
Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I think the premises of my comedy are Cosby-esque, but I don't come out with a sweater. I come out with a… — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
It's two totally different things. Comedy is more therapeutic. Acting is more of an escape. — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“I noticed Xander had subtly adjusted his posture. He slouched slightly to the side, let his head hang, and then looked up… — Adrianne Ambrose Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian. I make comic films and there are certain ideas that occur to me that are comic, with heavy, serious… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I really like doing television shows, and I anticipated doing a comedy, because that's the place I feel the most comfortable -… — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
You know, if I started worrying about what the critics think, I'd never make another comedy. You couldn't pick a less funny… — Todd Phillips Copy Share Image
The more you progress, the more you learn. I try to pay attention to ticket counts, draws, guarantees and bonuses. I look… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
When I'm playing comedy, I never do 'jokes.' Sometimes I'll deliver a line in a way I think is more likely to… — Bruce McGill Copy Share Image
I love good romantic comedies. There just aren't a lot of them. But, I love comedies, and I'll never stop doing them. — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
This book could scare them. The sex, the violence, the dream sequences and the iconoclasm - I think a lot of people… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Vellimoonga' has been a game-changer and I have handled comedy in almost all the films I did after that. — Biju Menon Copy Share Image
I shouldn't say bad things about the illiterate, though..I should write it. That way they won't find out. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“It seemed harmless enough until she misplaced her "Dildo" and started calling the neighbors to ask if she could borrow one of… — Mollie Gross Copy Share Image