You can't really do comedy if you're working with Ryan Reynolds, eh? He outplays everyone in that field, so I couldn't really… — Julian Dennison Copy Share Image
Hey man, you promise not to tell anyone about this? sure man! HEY! EVERYBODY! SMOKEYS BACK HERE TAKING A SHIT! Alright, I… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
Well, I came down to LA initially to join The Groundlings, which is an improv comedy group. I didn't get in, of… — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
In general in comedy, there are fewer people making a ton of money and a lot more people making a living. For… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
Imitation is the best form of flattery; people generally understand that my comedy is not intended to hurt anybody. Occasionally, an actor… — Vivek Copy Share Image
I just always wrote songs as a side hobby. So it was sort of a natural thing to write comedy songs. But… — Kyle Dunnigan Copy Share Image
“My whole life I though I was the star of an overly earnest romance movie, and it turns out I was in… — John Green Copy Share Image
Comedy came early. I knew when I was a kid that I was silly, and I knew that I liked people who… — Milana Vayntrub Copy Share Image
Comedies are very hard to do. They are difficult. Unless there's the Judd Apatow school, where they're like okay, we know that,… — Don Cheadle Copy Share Image
I heard "romantic comedy about the invention of the vibrator in Victorian England," and I was like, "You have got to be… — Tanya Wexler Copy Share Image
I was completely unqualified to get into Harvard. But then I went to my interview for Harvard, and the woman asked, 'Why… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
In black neighborhoods, everybody appreciated comedy about real life. In the white community, fantasy was funnier. I started looking for the jokes… — Will Smith Copy Share Image
The life of every individual is really always a tragedy, but gone through in detail, it has the character of a comedy. — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
Growing up, I didn't know anything about comedy and didn't know anything about comedians or what standup was. I grew up in… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
“He had learned Lesson One: Let French women tell you what they want.” — Peggy Kopman-Owens Copy Share Image
No wonder all the great comedians had such destructive private lives. ... After you get the audience into that kind of frenzy,… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
It doesn't hurt my feeling when I get vilified by fundamentalist religious people. I've actually made comedy out of it. I've made… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
A lot of our favorite comedies in general are usually directed by writers, whether or not they wrote the original script themselves. — Jon Hurwitz Copy Share Image
You never want to be the worst bowler of the group-because then everyone treats you like you have cancer. "You can do… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
'Panto!' is basically my life. It's not a comedy drama; it's a documentary. I was going to write an autobiography, but I… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
Not only do I not hate gay people, I actually accept them for who and what they are. They always seem happy… — Quinton Jackson Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to make serious films. Comedy's important, it's very good to laugh. But when I look back at all my… — Omid Djalili Copy Share Image
I thought people would ask me really personal questions because I've shown more of myself, but it's a comedy, and people understand… — Charlotte Gainsbourg Copy Share Image
I don't like comedy that I think is bad comedy, where people are trying to be sick for the sake of it,… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
I grew up in repertory theaters, so it was comedy one night, drama the next. I'm used to going from one to… — Howard Shore Copy Share Image
I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
A lot of actors are like, 'Why do I do this? My character wouldn't do this? This doesn't make sense.' And in… — Kathryn Hahn Copy Share Image
Comedy people are always present because they're always looking for the funniest version of whatever the line is. Sometimes theater people, where… — Chris O'Dowd Copy Share Image
What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
Dad told me to stop running in circles, I couldn't, so he nailed down my other foot! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I want to tell the story. Mostly, when you see rock movies, it has to be this over-the-top thing. I want to… — Bret Michaels Copy Share Image
I have wanted to expand not only my comedy but also build a world with the many talented comedians I know. — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
I did so many comedies that we've had numerous discussions about horror of film and I've always been really hesitant to do… — Eric Christian Olsen Copy Share Image
I was definitely not the kid that just wanted to be famous for no reason whatsoever and then happened to find comedy.… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Being an Asian person on SNL,' when people are like, 'Why did it take so long?' It's sort of a question that… — Bowen Yang Copy Share Image
That's the beauty of our show. Comedy or politics. We're sort of a mix. A space age polymer of both. A synthetic… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
