Life: One thing led to another, and before we knew it, we were dead. — Michael O'Donoghue Life Copy Share Image
Working with Woody Allen is like filming Howard Hughes's will. It's a very mysterious and strange event. You never get a peek… — Michael O'Donoghue Advocating Copy Share Image
Anyway, the title The War of the Insect Gods came before we had that ending, before we knew they had become gods.… — Michael O'Donoghue About Copy Share Image
A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat. — Michael O'Donoghue Chasing Copy Share Image
I don’t think television will ever be perfected until the viewer can press a button and cause whoever is on the screen’s… — Michael O'Donoghue Buttons Copy Share Image
I try to attack all races and creeds, except the Irish. Clearly they are closest to the angels and don't deserve abuse.… — Michael O'Donoghue Abuse Copy Share Image
It began as this desire to do this science fiction movie about perhaps one of the last insects left that nobody's done… — Michael O'Donoghue Cockroaches Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to be cruel... in order to be even crueler. — Michael O'Donoghue Cruel Copy Share Image
“TEACHER Let us begin. Repeat after me. I would like -- STUDENT I wud like -- TEACHER To feed your fingertips --… — Michael O'Donoghue Absurd Copy Share Image
One of my problems is I am getting so mature that I have to pick up a TV and toss it through… — Michael O'Donoghue Am Copy Share Image
It's an end of the world I guess. I guess you'd currently call it disaster movie. But really they weren't disaster movies.… — Michael O'Donoghue Disaster Copy Share Image
Nothing important has ever come out of San Francisco, Rice-a-Roni aside. — Michael O'Donoghue Come Copy Share Image
Surely there must be a better gift God could have given us than life? — Michael O'Donoghue Funny Copy Share Image
“TEACHER Next. I am afraid -- STUDENT I em afred -- TEACHER We are out -- STUDENT Wee are out -- TEACHER… — Michael O'Donoghue Absurd Copy Share Image
I am Hollywood's hottest young, middle-aged director, but I'll write out of New York because I don't want to become a salad… — Michael O'Donoghue Am Copy Share Image
Living well and ripping your enemy's still-beating heart out with your bare hands is the best revenge. — Michael O'Donoghue Best revenge Copy Share Image
Life is one big minefield, and the only place that isn't a minefield is the place they make the mines. — Michael O'Donoghue Bigs Copy Share Image
Once you put yourself in the hands of the government, you could end up in Utah. — Michael O'Donoghue End Copy Share Image
Insects are my secret fear. That's what terrifies me more than anything - insects. — Michael O'Donoghue Anything Copy Share Image
Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny. — Michael O'Donoghue Any Copy Share Image
