Comedy Quote by Chris Tucker

Hey Everybody Smokey Back Here Taking A Shit.. Don't Worry I Ain't Gonna Tell No Body Else.

— Smokey

Now that I'm gone, I tell you, don't smoke.

— Yul Brynner

I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to…

— Bill Hicks

Please smoke right in front of me. It's fine. Asshole!

— Rakii Retondo

Gotta love a smoke now and again

— TORI

Hey, Smokey back here taking a shit! -Ezal

— Friday

Don't smoke. Don't kill yourselves. Don't maim yourselves. Tell your friends. Please don't smoke.

— Joe Eszterhas

Happy 420 everybody! Smoke responsibly.

— Anonymous

Get me well so I can get on television and tell people to stop smoking.

— Nat King Cole

I don't smoke lol x

— Rose

Hi. Im smokin a cigarette, if you dont mind. I know its against the law here. But Im gonna break this rule today, God…

— Busta Rhymes

I know you better than you do. So put out your cigarette and kiss me on the lips tonight.

— Neon Trees