Comedy Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I hate fishes, they all look so miserable. 3 seconds later they will forget. And then I envy them.

— Daul Kim

The big fish run the show. I'm a middle fish, but there are small fish that are poisonous.

— Roberto Cavalli

The fast fish, not the big fish, eats the small fish.

— Ali Babacan

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.

— Kurt Cobain

“Fish are unable, of course, to speak for themselves about how we treat them. They have ways of communicating with each other and, in…

— Virginia Morell

I think groupies are pretty harmless.

— Bebe Buell

Fish recognize a bad leader.

— Conan O'Brien

Fish are not the best authority on water.

— Jane Yolen

Fishes live in the sea, as men do on land: the great ones eat up the little ones.

— Pericles

Big fish eat small fish with as much right as they have power.

— Baruch Spinoza

People are very phobic about fish. And if they do cook fish, they fry it, which kills all the flavor.

— Guy Fieri

I still don't know why I fish or why other men fish, except that we like it and it makes us think and feel.

— Roderick Haig-Brown