The toughest thing for me is doing on-camera stuff as a comedian. — Donna Lynne Champlin Copy Share Image
Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
It's not all about acting. It's about giving an art of entertainment to humanity. — Sean Berdy Copy Share Image
comedians are people who say funny things, and comics are people who say things funny. — Staton Rabin Copy Share Image
I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I like to turn up my collar when I'm leaving the theatre and feel like I'm some heroic comedian figure. — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
I always fancied myself more of an actor than a comedian before I realized that only assholes make that kind of distinction. — Rob Corddry Copy Share Image
Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.' — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession. — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
Melissa McCarthy (Bridesmaids) is a gimmick comedian who has devoted her short career to being obese and obnoxious with equal success. — Rex Reed Copy Share Image
Growing up and being a kid, I knew that creativity was at the heart of what I wanted to do. I always… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I've been a comedian, hosted travel shows, explored world religions, started improv troupes, given keynote speeches at conferences around the country, and… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
The trouble with most comedians who try to do satire is that they are essentially brash, noisy and indelicate people who have… — Imogene Coca Copy Share Image
When you think about a festival from a comedian's perspective, it has to do with who else does it - that's number… — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
I was a kid, and I would watch standup comics do the 'Tonight Show,' and if Johnny Carson liked you, he'd wave… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
I'm honored that other comedians like what I do. That means the world to me. But at the same time when I'm… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
People always call me a comedian. And I don't really see myself like that. I guess I just consider myself an actor… — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
Jesse has opened for me extensively on the road so I’ve seen him do hundreds of sets. He is always super funny,… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
Performing as a musician is a lot different than performing as an actor. As an actor, you can hide behind the character… — Billy Crudup Copy Share Image
Jay Wexler is my kind of writer--a weird one, and a wry one, and one who isnt afraid to act silly in… — Ron Currie Jr Copy Share Image
I used to want to be a war photographer, and I used to want to be a ballerina and a comedian. I… — Cat Power Copy Share Image
I think it go serious in college when I found out I really enjoyed making people laugh. It makes me happy. I… — Bill Bellamy Copy Share Image
Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
A comedian is simply a different kind of therapist. A comedian is a psychologist and a psychiatrist rolled into one. Except I… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
I never really saw myself as a comedian, and it's been unbelievable to see that people think of me in that way… — Anna Faris Copy Share Image
Somebody who opposes Trump is wound so tight, they're not funny people anyway, that they don't get his humor. They really believe… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I always think stand-up is the most brutal environment for a comedian. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image