To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's embarrassing to say you want to be a comedian. Admitting that you want attention and you think you're such a laugh. — Natasia Demetriou Copy Share Image
What keeps me going is that this I all there is. I am a comedian, and this is what I do. It's… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I like big escapist films. It's odd because the type of comedian I am and the things I do when I'm writing… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
By the time I was 11, I wanted to be a comedian. So all those years later, I've managed to achieve my… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
With a comedian, it's the opposite. You put that album out, and they've heard it. If they're coming out to see you,… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
To have a reputation for being noble, she thought, is more confining than to be known as a wit. On the rare… — Libbie Block Copy Share Image
I'm all about showing people that I'm a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems you have. By… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I remember, when I was in university I studied history, and there was this one major historian of the Third Reich, Ian… — Sacha Baron Cohen Copy Share Image
Magicians are definitely more arrogant. They're kind of like "Abra Kadabra, you're an idiot," they don't let you in on the joke.… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Thinking up jokes is easy. The hard part is trying them out on stage, because you never know if they're funny until… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I was like a Borscht Belt comedian trapped in the body of a 6-year-old. I was channeling Jackie Mason at 7. — Josh Gad Copy Share Image
Funny bones, to me, are more important than funny lines. If a comedian is just not likable and doing the lines, you… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Catch Fire, Do Something, Get Excited by Finding Your Purpose In Life. — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
I think that we're in a really amazing time, where there are really a lot of really fantastic female actresses and comedians.… — Whitney Cummings Copy Share Image
I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Comedians are always going to be in the showbiz middle class, you're not Brad Pitt; you're never going to be Sam Rockwell… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
