I have late onset ADHD. I take on too much and end up spinning plates, but its entertaining, and it helps you… — Rory Bremner Copy Share Image
Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they're going to make jokes about other… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond just sort… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
My career was exploding at the same time that social media itself was expanding. But when my online videos were taking off,… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Back when Jerry Seinfeld was just another comedian hanging around the clubs, I'd imitate him to amuse myself and the other comics.… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
“I think in my old age I've come to realize just how precious everything is and I try to value the many… — Phil Hartman Copy Share Image
Many comedians consider themselves to be cutting edge. But why do we have to use the knife for the analogy. Let's use… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
A lot of comedians today have misunderstood the concept of a subversive comedian. If you really want to be subversive, you have… — Chilly Gonzales Copy Share Image
I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
There is this fallacy of the 'cool' comedian out there. You see the guys who take themselves very seriously and think they're… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
I'm such a fan of Lily's [Tomlin], for so many years. I feel like Lily was the first popular mainstream crossover comedian… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I don't think anyone's particularly conscious of thinking suits are the thing, but when you see a comedian on stage in jeans… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian, and I decided I wanted to be a comedian when I was eight years old watching old Saturday Night… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
I kind of was raised at The Comedy Store by comedians. When you see my dad on stage before me and then… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image