A comedian's job itself is tough. But I have been lucky to have made people laugh. — Johnny Lever Copy Share Image
It was a bizarre existence I led in my early twenties - that cliche of the comedian who goes out and entertains… — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I would hate to be a standup comedian for ever. It would not be good. It would be the worst. — Rose Matafeo Copy Share Image
My mom is very good at being passive-aggressive, and my Dad is a total wiseass, so I think the mixture of the… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
“Jeff: I understand you guys had a good day today? Peanut: Yes we had a great day! Jose: No we did not.… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
If I want to keep working as an actor, I'm going to become a comedian who does fart jokes. — Peter Sarsgaard Copy Share Image
I'm naturally inclined to want to be funny and make people laugh, and that's what I want to do with my life.… — Casey Neistat Copy Share Image
Obviously, you take the risk to step over the line any time you do something where comedians interact with each other. Like… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian so I'm not waiting around for someone to write a part for me. I don't have to wait for… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
Half of being a comedian is knowing how to pace a joke, how to say it, so someone else could be given… — Janelle James Copy Share Image
What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card. — Michael R. Burch Copy Share Image
At the same time, we can't blame comedians for taking time to learn. Any critic of comedy who believes that he has… — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
The really good stand up comedians can be angry but relatable, and they have interestingly humanizing personalities. Their observational skills are far… — Kunal Nayyar Copy Share Image
Never really intended to be a comedian, just sort of fell into that, but always wanted to be in show business, or… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I mean to take a shot at an underdog I think is really stupid and… — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
You’re so hilarious. You know, if this whole Daimon-slaying gig doesn’t work out for you, you should really consider being a comedian.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
All comedians are, in a way, anarchists. Our job is to make fun of the existing world. — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth. — George Jean Nathan Copy Share Image
Mama is my chance to be a stand-up comedian. In my mind, it's my chance to be Chris Rock. — Vicki Lawrence Copy Share Image
Before I even knew what stand up was, I tried to make people laugh at school because that was how I made… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
You have to go away to come back. That's just normal. That's with bands, actors, comedians, everything. — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you. So I feel… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
If somebody said about me, 'I don't think his jokes are good, I don't think he's a good comedian,' I don't like… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
