If a comedian tells a joke that you find funny, you laugh. If he tells a joke you do not find funny,… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
I believe it is important for comedians to know who came before them. — Shelley Berman Copy Share Image
I was writing this really long joke about the smell of poop, and I was like, 'What am I doing with my… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
Fame is an upshot of what I do. If you're a successful comedian or actor, then you're a famous one. But it's… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Comedians rarely have writers, and if you do it's usually a sign of laziness. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was on fire,… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks I'm a comedian - which I am and are. I was born into a comedic family but I'm trained as… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
That's what it's like to be a comedian. You basically stand and stare at the world and hope it craps out cause… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I still like doing stand-up now, but it's not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
It's annoying when people do that so-called comedians impression of me when it's stupid nonsense. — Craig David Copy Share Image
So I watched the Pink Panther last night, and so I'm trying desperately to be funny, and then it's just not working… — Dave Matthews Copy Share Image
I wasn't planning on being a comedian; I just liked to laugh. Somebody said I should do it and that's how I… — Jamie Kennedy Copy Share Image
I toured as a nightclub comedian and did some television in New York. — Jackie Coogan Copy Share Image
Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment — Betty White Copy Share Image
The biggest superstar of our country is Mr. Amitabh Bachchan, who I feel is the most gifted comedian of all times. — Sajid Khan Copy Share Image
There's comedians who I consider extremely punk rock who I've seen do very political stand up in places where nobody wants to… — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
I think that comedians, more than any other type of celebrity, have to keep their humour and keep their feet on the… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Really good comedians, you know, when they go on stage, they don't really care what the audience - they're fearless, you know?… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
I became a comedian because I didn't want to be bullied anymore. Onstage I was safe. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
