I always wanted to be a stand-up comedian, even as a kid. Me and my dad would watch 'Evening at the Improv'… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
As a comedian, you're making so many observations, so many measurements. You might catch someone's eyes as you're telling a joke, and… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
I grew up in a food-obsessed Italian family, so food was always front and center in my life. I was a food… — Nadia Giosia Copy Share Image
I wasn't expecting to really draw in respected comedians but it's going to happen along the way and I'm truly honored by… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I have heard it said that a complicated childhood can lead to a life in the arts. I tell you this story… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian first. I've learned how to act. I just draw on life experiences and that's how I've learned. I didn't… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
Jesse has opened for me extensively on the road so I’ve seen him do hundreds of sets. He is always super funny,… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
In the stand-up comedy top, there's room for everyone - if you're good, there's room for everyone. You'll put on your own… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
Comedians and jazz musicians have been more comforting and enlightening to me than preachers or politicians or philosophers or poets or painters… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I feel like when you do Twitter, sometimes you just have an idea and you fire it off and don't really think… — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
Every job from the heart is, ultimately, of equal value. The nurse injects the syringe; the writer slides the pen; the farmer… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
What I love about comedians is their instinct is always to go against the grain. Their whole existence is pointing out the… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
For a comedian, there is nothing better than watching another great comedian. — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
Men who think deeply appear to be comedians in their dealings with others because they always have to feign superficiality in order… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
I don't think I was awake for much of my childhood. I did a lot of napping. This might have been a… — Michael Ian Black Copy Share Image
If the audience is responding very well to comedians that are hacks, and I don't do well, I don't feel as bad,… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I've been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I have three women on my staff… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I go out with my mates and after a drink they'll ask, 'How are you a comedian? You're not the funniest among… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
A comedian is not a person who opens a funny door - he's the person who opens a door funny. — Chuck Jones Copy Share Image
I feel a lot of personal responsibility to undo the negative stereotypes. I know that it's not coming from a bad place.… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
I may sound like a megalomaniac, but I feel like I'm equipped to become a great, memorable comedian, if I keep working… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession. — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
