I'm not saying everyone who has a problem in their relationship should be a comedian, but I think if you're to work… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
The best part is just having a partner. There is no real worst part. I'm not going to say there's a worst… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
If you're trying to cast the widest possible net to attract the largest selection of men or women, the last thing you… — Amy Webb Copy Share Image
I don't know how I've managed to reach the age of 45 as a professional comedian and not watched more 'Simpsons,' considering… — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
I'm naturally inclined to want to be funny and make people laugh, and that's what I want to do with my life.… — Casey Neistat Copy Share Image
I would love to do a serious period drama. Oh, absolutely. I mean, you'll find most comedians want to do more serious… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Some comedians you work with, they only turn on when the camera turn on, and they're like sad-faced clowns when the camera's… — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
Everyone, everywhere, and all the time, used to laugh at me when I was growing up. So, when I was around 18,… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I pride myself on never using a cuss word on stage. Ever. I headline in Las Vegas every year, and this summer… — Henry Cho Copy Share Image
I don't want to do many panel shows. I'm a comic actor, not a comedian. There would be something wrong in Steve… — Diane Morgan Copy Share Image
Outside of performing, (a comedian) is someone who is analyzing life, thinking about it and trying to be observing so much. In… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
If you're a comedian, it's a bit of a choice whether or not you want to be funny when you're not performing… — Derren Brown Copy Share Image
I think you're a better comedian when you're in the moment and you're kind of reacting to what's happening like a real… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I think a lot of people think that we [comedians] are nerveless people in the theatre, that we don't feel that kind… — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
I used to be a very fit, athletic footballer. When I became a comedian, everything went to pot: long journeys; late-night food.… — Omid Djalili Copy Share Image
Not a time with him passed that I didn't say, "You should've been a comedian." [Vincent Price] was hilarious. He was just… — Cassandra Peterson Copy Share Image
“Shamu and I have arrived safely in Costa Rica. He was stopped by airport security because he carries enough artillery in his… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Honestly, it's hard to learn about comedy from comedians. Comedy is not something that you necessarily learn or can imitate. You're funny… — Jane Levy Copy Share Image
I'd been acting and doing stand-up in New York about eight years, getting rejected, and I finally got the opportunity to do… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I don't want to be typed as a villain or a comedian. One would be as bad as the other. I had… — Peter Lorre Copy Share Image
There's this other world where all comedians want to do is make funny videos. Typically what's happened in the past is that… — Gavin McInnes Copy Share Image
My theory about comedians is that their greatest fear is other people laughing at them. So comedy is an attempt to control… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
I don't make much distinction between being a stand-up comic and acting Shakespeare - in fact, unless you're a good comedian, you're… — Ian Mckellen Copy Share Image
I never thought about what people would say about me. I was just a young guy who was excited to become a… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
This is a dream come true. HBO is the highest echelon in the world for a stand-up comedian to attain. Throughout my… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I am trying to work out what my taste is, comedy-wise. I look up to stand up comedians who appear to be… — Jessie Cave Copy Share Image
In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
All comedians are people who really deeply consider the human experience not only a dirty trick perpetrated by a totally meaningless procedure… — William Saroyan Copy Share Image
So many people there are in politics that they're overly cautious about laughing at stuff. They're so damned concerned about what everyone… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Who's famous anymore? No one. There are these comedians that are famous in a weird way. There are comedians, like Anjelah Johnson… — Moshe Kasher Copy Share Image
I think when I started doing stand-up, that's when I really tried to question everything in my belief system which is -… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I certainly don't think comedians are more depressive than any other walk of life. I have had clinical depression, as it happens.… — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
I think politicians and comedians have a lot in common. One is a group of approval-seeking narcissists who will say and do… — Aasif Mandvi Copy Share Image
There's a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny things, and a comedian… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
If I wanted to take a more activist or journalistic slant in work, I should probably just go be an activist or… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
My favourite comedian, of course, is Tim Conway. He has a way about him - being that belly-laugh kind of funny, and… — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
Sydney and I made so many pictures together we were becoming Abbott and Costello, so we broke up. You know Greenstreet was… — Peter Lorre Copy Share Image
I've already produced one hour specials for other comedians and I have a TV show called Stand Up Revolution where I showcase… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I've been seesawing between not doing too much racial stuff - because I'd rather be known as the funny comedian than the… — Ronny Chieng Copy Share Image
![“I think a lot of people think that we [comedians] are nerveless people in the theatre, that we don't feel that kind of terror which traditionally anyone who has to do any public speaking feels. It's worse for actors, because our livelihood depends on it.” quote by Barry Humphries](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/706/barry-humphries-10778_actors_i-think-a-lot-of-people-think-that-we-co_1434835.jpg)
![“Not a time with him passed that I didn't say, "You should've been a comedian." [Vincent Price] was hilarious. He was just such a quick, funny wit. I don't think most people would think that about him, and it was really surprising to me. But man, the guy had a brilliant wit.” quote by Cassandra Peterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/392/cassandra-peterson-8193_brilliant_not-a-time-with-him-passed-that-i-didn-t_382874.jpg)
![“Who's famous anymore? No one. There are these comedians that are famous in a weird way. There are comedians, like Anjelah Johnson and Russell Peters, [who] are unbelievably famous, but in a way they're selling out 1,000-person stadiums.” quote by Moshe Kasher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/91b/moshe-kasher-9066_comedian_who-s-famous-anymore-no-one-there-are-th_2743805.jpg)
