All comedians are preoccupied with one thing and with one thing only-themmm-selllves. It's a horrible lot in life. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Every comedian wants to play the London Comedy Store, and I was no exception. — Nigel Ng Copy Share Image
I think Eddie Izzard is one of the brightest minds of our generation. I don't see him as a comedian as much… — Bryan Fuller Copy Share Image
Cancer is probably the most unfunny thing in the world, but I'm a comedian, and even cancer couldn't stop me from seeing… — Gilda Radner Copy Share Image
There aren't many opportunities to be a comedian on TV anymore, it's a lot of panel shows. You don't get much stand-up. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
I am a comedian: that means I laugh at things other people don't laugh at and also annoys my wife sometimes. — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty. — Olivia Munn Copy Share Image
I had ADD as a kid and often acted as the class clown. My teachers used to tell my mom, 'Raphael thinks… — Raphael Bob-Waksberg Copy Share Image
The audience loves when the comedian talks to them. You're creating inside jokes, which creates a community. — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
I don't really consider myself an actor, and I don't know if I'm a comedian. — Tom Green Copy Share Image
What I like about stand-up is, it's truthful. I'm not up there trying to get laid or look cool. I'm up there… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Pakistan hasn't been cast in the role of... interesting cultural place or, you know, land of great comedians. — Mohsin Hamid Copy Share Image
I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I believe that any type of education can be great, but an education about ourselves can create something wonderful. I am a… — Andy Andrews Copy Share Image
I have a problem being called a comedian. An actor must never be typecast in one way or the other. — Rajpal Yadav Copy Share Image
I'm very much a stand-up comedian in my heart. That's really what I do. Now I'm trying to incorporate all of the… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Dave Chappelle is about as gifted as it gets, as a performer and comedian. [...] It's always great to watch him work.… — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
I am trying to work out what my taste is, comedy-wise. I look up to stand up comedians who appear to be… — Jessie Cave Copy Share Image
When I was younger I always thought, 'If I were ever a comedian I'd make it like a rock concert.' I wanted… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
If you call me a comedian I will be very grateful. I will thank you profoundly. No, I love doing comedy. It's… — Betty White Copy Share Image
“...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... . he isn't like this writer or actor or comedian... - YOU FUCKING LIAR.” — Deyth Banger Copy Share Image
Well, anybody can be a straight man if he hears well. You just have to wait for laughs. A straight man just… — George Burns Copy Share Image
I'm fascinated by the similarities and differences between comedians and magicians. — David Copperfield Copy Share Image
Growing up and being a kid, I knew that creativity was at the heart of what I wanted to do. I always… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
