Comedian Quotes · Page 38

I try not to focus on politics too much - I would never be described as a hugely political woman - but…

— Katherine Ryan

Every barbershop has a guy who wrecks shop every time he comes in. He has the whole barbershop laughing. That doesn't mean…

— Charlie Murphy

I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian.

— Chris Tucker

There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian.

— Jim Gaffigan

Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that…

— Aziz Ansari

I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but…

— Aisha Tyler

When you're a young comedian the first thing you want to do is get a laugh.

— Baron Vaughn

There's a reason I'm a stand-up comedian. I think there may be some laziness inherent in that job. It's the four-hour work…

— Maria Bamford

There is plenty of television. There are plenty of talk shows. There are plenty of comedians. But there is not plenty of…

— Charles R. Swindoll

Physics is very muddled again at the moment; it is much too hard for me anyway, and I wish I were a…

— Wolfgang Pauli

Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'

— Andy Borowitz

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

— Carrot Top

Aziz Ansari was on 'Parks and Recreation' for, I don't know, what, seven years? And he was a really popular stand-up comedian.…

— Steve Zissis

I stand by everything I said. I absolutely can defend my material, and I take issue with people who say, "It's just…

— David Cross

Its really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, I usually dont like female comedians,…

— Chelsea Peretti

I'm not very big on politics. I'm a comedian and not that smart. I don't have the mind capacity for it.

— Bobby Moynihan

I was stuck in the benefits of being a known comedian.

— Andrea Martin

I loved working in stand-up, and I always dreamed that I could make a movie about it. I didn't know if I…

— Judd Apatow

In a more intellectually rigorous age, I wouldn't be talked about as a satirist at all. I would just be a topical…

— Rory Bremner

My whole initial goal was to be a comedian, so it's not like I chose to do a TV show out of…

— Lil Dicky

That's one thing about my shows. I tell people, I'm not a comedian, I'm just a really funny reporter. I put my…

— Gabriel Iglesias

I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes.

— Felipe Esparza

I just respected comedians whether they were or they weren't, from, you know, new or old.

— Steve Martin

I used to have a theory actually that, if you've had a good childhood, a good marriage and a little bit of…

— David Steinberg

I think that laughter is very close to terror and horror. Maybe that's just me, but that sort of all - over…

— Jennifer Lynch