Amuse Quote by Gilbert Gottfried

Seinfeld has his way of telling jokes - and I'm not comparing myself to Seinfeld, his genius is observing the small details of everyday…

— Nick Kroll

I think of myself as a theatre comic instead of club comic because I tend to talk for a bit before I start being…

— Dylan Moran

I'm one of those people that will walk into a bar, and if I wasn't a comic - because some people know who I…

— Bobby Lee

Jerry Seinfeld is amazing in many ways, not the least of them his ability to find humor, and convincing us to find it, too,…

— Tom Shales

I wasn't a great improviser when I started there; I'm not really up on current events. I would always just mug, just try to…

— Paul Reubens

One percent of all comics ever reach the level of a Chris Rock or a Jerry Seinfeld. When audiences come to the underground rooms,…

— Baron Vaughn

I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20.

— Tom Green

I feel like I've always thought of myself as a comedian.

— Wyatt Cenac

I've always wanted to play Jerry Seinfeld's son, actually, because he's the only person who anyone ever says I look like, in my entire…

— Paulo Costanzo

Never really intended to be a comedian, just sort of fell into that, but always wanted to be in show business, or something to…

— Doug Benson

I'll work with Jerry Seinfeld any day of the week. Get a nice little paycheck there, but you do it for free. It's just…

— Patrick Warburton

When I used to watch comedians with my dad, he laid it all out for me. He wanted to be a comedian himself, and…

— Roseanne Barr