John was the smartest and most amazing comedian I've ever worked with. I think more than teaching me about acting or comedy,… — Kaley Cuoco Copy Share Image
Somebody who opposes Trump is wound so tight, they're not funny people anyway, that they don't get his humor. They really believe… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
While painting I noticed a piece of madras cloth on the floor. As usual, my mind started working overtime and a pair… — St. Lucia Copy Share Image
Authenticity seems like sort of a joke. Actually I believe it was the late comedian George Burns who said, "if you can… — Jeffrey Pfeffer Copy Share Image
My mother was the one who totally got behind me as far as, do things and ask questions later. My father would… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I knew that drinking and doing stand-up was going to make me less of an effective comedian. And I just had a… — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
If all you had to be was a comedian to be a good football player. Bob Hope would be great. But you… — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
A-Rod wants to be like Babe Ruth. And people don't realize this, he's a lot like Babe Ruth. Before the playoffs a… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
You don't look down at your feet. A lot of comedians want to look down at their feet, but you break contact… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're… — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“You never know where one thing will lead...I guess the lesson is take every opportunity, because something might come of it.” — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
The world has wanted me to speak differently than I speak. You know, I speak like my mom; I speak like, you… — Jordan Peele Copy Share Image
British comedian Imran Yusuf is fantastic and so is Shazia Mirza, also London-based. — Varun Grover Copy Share Image
Comedians want to be rock legends for a day - that sounds fun to them. — Jake Kasdan Copy Share Image
When you do stuff as a comedian, Hollywood sees you as a comedian and so most of the calls I get are… — Cedric the Entertainer Copy Share Image
You get to a certain point, especially if you're a comedian, where people think certain things. It's like, I don't take the… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I don't know if people really care about my opinion on things or how I come up with things, and maybe that's… — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
The trouble with most comedians who try to do satire is that they are essentially brash, noisy and indelicate people who have… — Imogene Coca Copy Share Image
Some comedians really are funnier than others. Some people really are more beautiful than others. But these are true only because of… — Jonathan Haidt Copy Share Image
I want to be an example of a guy who made something of himself out of nothing. A guy who overcame the… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I am not so secretly a comedian. I write a lot of my own material if you've seen videos I've done. I… — Laura Benanti Copy Share Image
I've often thought I'm a short music hall comedian stuck in a leading man's body. — Roger Rees Copy Share Image
You do what you're supposed to do, but you have to be honest about what they're doing. When you do a comedy… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
