Comedian Quote by Peter Baynham Download Open image “I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker.” — Peter Baynham ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedian Navigate Qualified
I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion. — Anthony Anderson Copy Share Image
I'm in awe of comedians that do things that I can't do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I have always been a comedian - that has always been my job and it is what I want to do for a long… — Iain Stirling Copy Share Image
I've always been a sarcastic person and people I dated would say, 'Oh, you're hilarious,' but it never occurred to me to be a… — Janelle James Copy Share Image
From the very beginning I knew I had to be a comedian, and thus preferred being one. — M. S. Narayana Copy Share Image
People complain that joking about serious subjects is 'making light' of them. Isn't that a good idea? Comedy lets the air out of the… — Peter Baynham Copy Share Image
We're chipping away at our capacity for wonder. When hologram TVs eventually go on sale, they'll cost £20,000 and be bought only by those… — Peter Baynham Copy Share Image
In life, comedy occurs naturally, as it should, in the most appalling of circumstances. — Peter Baynham Copy Share Image
It's a fairly common phenomenon of London life - people having fully developed critiques of books they haven't read and films they haven't seen.… — Peter Baynham Copy Share Image
I'm nostalgic for the future I knew as a kid. Back then, it was a lovely, bleepy, heavenly land populated by svelte men in… — Peter Baynham Copy Share Image
People sort of imagine Chris Morris and me sitting somewhere dark, with dripping taps and chilling background music. In fact, we like to sit… — Peter Baynham Copy Share Image
I was a pedantic child. I'd get really annoyed at the logic of small things that don't bother anyone else. — Peter Baynham Copy Share Image
In 2001, my father finally succumbed to the bone cancer that had tortured him for seven years. His last weeks were a terrible, black… — Peter Baynham Copy Share Image
I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I like to turn up my collar when I'm leaving the theatre and feel like I'm some heroic comedian figure. — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies.… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
If someone doesn't like a comedian that's fine; a lot of people probably don't like my standup, and that's fine. But I think that… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I was a kid, and I would watch standup comics do the 'Tonight Show,' and if Johnny Carson liked you, he'd wave you over… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
Gary Greenberg is a thoughtful comedian and a cranky philosopher and a humble pest of a reporter, equal parts Woody Allen, Kierkegaard, and Columbo.… — Gideon Lewis-Kraus Copy Share Image
For me, comedians are like the epitome for everything great, and they terrify me. I just want to be them. I want to be… — Tatiana Maslany Copy Share Image
