I think there's a part, just a part of comedians, that is still childlike. — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
You can always tell who went to catholic school, because they're atheists. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Awards mean nothing to comedians. What matters is the audience, how you're doing - artistically, for the most part - at that… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
In 2006, I left my job in sales and marketing to go full-time as a comedian, and I started off doing panto… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
It's embarrassing to say you want to be a comedian. Admitting that you want attention and you think you're such a laugh. — Natasia Demetriou Copy Share Image
I came across a thing that said you could be a comedian in two weeks and I thought 'behave - nobody could… — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
I love mixing with comedians when I'm working with them, but when I'm not I don't feel the need to hang around… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
Comedians still make fun of Bill's out-of-control appetites, but with Hillary, the mockery is about how she lets nothing be out of… — Rich Lowry Copy Share Image
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
My only goal as a comedian was to stomp the life out of the model-minority myth. — Eddie Huang Copy Share Image
I don't think I was awake for much of my childhood. I did a lot of napping. This might have been a… — Michael Ian Black Copy Share Image
I think somewhere along the line probably Tony Hancock did an interview and claimed that he was terribly depressed, and that he… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian at the beginning and the end of the day. I'm not affiliated with any campaign, nor do I generally… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
“Glass half full, or glass half empty, what am I? The answer? I'm not the bloody glass, I'm the fucking tap! Meaning,… — Jimmy Tudeski Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I loved all the silent comedians - Buster Keaton, Laurel and Hardy, Chaplin. And I used to… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
For stand-up comedians that go onstage and get to write and perform and direct, and do all these things, the allure of… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
There are so few jobs for comedians on networks, that taxi TV and elevator TV and all this stuff are what I… — Scott Rogowsky Copy Share Image
I've been pitching a show of five female stand-up comedians through the generations, from Phyllis Diller to Amy Schumer, so when I… — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
I say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask both Romney… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
When you're 17 years old, you have no idea who you are as a person, so there's no way you can be… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
When you start in the childhood period, when you begin to form a comic sense, it was the radio comedians - from… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
There's this message to comedians in particular, that you shouldn't write it, and a television writer should write it. And that's a… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
When you wrap up your self-worth with your talent, and suddenly you might not be the most talented, that's really scary. And… — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
There's a reason I'm a stand-up comedian. I think there may be some laziness inherent in that job. It's the four-hour work… — Maria Bamford Copy Share Image
I've always loved comedy and growing up it was the comedies that I really responded to. So I don't know how it… — Steve Buscemi Copy Share Image
I loved working in stand-up, and I always dreamed that I could make a movie about it. I didn't know if I… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
![“I've always loved comedy and growing up it was the comedies that I really responded to. So I don't know how it turned out that once I started acting that I started getting a certain kind of role, that I never saw myself as growing up, so I really love when I get an opportunity to play a [comedian]…” quote by Steve Buscemi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/8ea/steve-buscemi-5055_acting_i-ve-always-loved-comedy-and-growing-up_1264801.jpg)
