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“I'm a comedian at the beginning and the end of the day. I'm not affiliated with any campaign, nor do I generally find politics interesting enough to plan to be involved.” quote by Rob Delaney — Download Open image

“I'm a comedian at the beginning and the end of the day. I'm not affiliated with any campaign, nor do I generally find politics interesting enough to plan to be involved.”

Rob Delaney

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Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental. Running is like fire.

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“Willful ignorance or resistance to alleged facts has been a big ingredient in any success I’ve had.”

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