Comedian Quote by Jimmy Tudeski

“Half full, half empty, what the hell difference does it make? If there's something in the damn glass, drink it.”

— Nora Roberts

I'm not glass-half-full, glass-half-empty; I'm like, "There's a glass?"

— Damon Lindelof

Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that?

— Anonymous

“My glass is not only half-empty, I'm convinced someone spit in it.”

— Judy Nichols

Am I glass half empty or glass half full. I no longer know the answer as you shattered my glass.

— Keith Phillip Yeoman

Glass half empty, glass half full. Well, either way you won't be going thirsty, count your blessings not your flaws.

— Lauren Aquilina

One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water. He asked, Is this glass half full? Or half empty? I…

— Babloo

I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split…

— Bill Cosby

“The glass is not half empty; it is half full.”

— Ronald Reagan Presidential Library Found

“doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty... drink it and get on with your life.”

— Catherine Goldhammer

“People who argue whether the glass is half empty or half full are probably not thirsty.”

— Ljupka Cvetanova

“The glass is neither half empty, nor half full. The glass is just a glass and it's content can perpetually change with your perception.”

— Jennifer Sodini