Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I love comedy, but I did always consider myself a dramatic comedian. — Molly Shannon Copy Share Image
In my heart, I believe I'm a top flight comedian and a top flight rapper. — Lil Dicky Copy Share Image
The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
If you get too well-known, you can never be a comedian's comedian, it just won't sit well. But I'm fine with that.… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
One of my first jobs was on a lesbian cruise. I was the ship comedian for the Lesbian Love Boat. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I was doing a lot of drama until I took the comedy role in the series 'Car 54, Where Are You?,' and… — Charlotte Rae Copy Share Image
Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
I didn't want to be a comedian. I was just funny. I jumped on stage and found out I was good at… — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
I guess I considered myself just sort of a sketch comedian, you know? Actual screenwriting hadn't really occurred to me as a… — Thomas Lennon Copy Share Image
It would be great to be able to follow in the footsteps of Bill Murray. I really respect his ability as a… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I knew that drinking and doing stand-up was going to make me less of an effective comedian. And I just had a… — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
One of the first things that you learn as a stand-up is, you're the boss. It's your stage, and don't screw with… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
As a comedian, I think we all look for those areas where the truth diverts from what people are saying. That's why… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Becoming a performer, comedian - anything other than a teacher, really - seemed very far-fetched. So I kind of split off into… — Quinta Brunson Copy Share Image
As a guy comedian, your special is probably the closest thing to the excitement of a wedding day. It's your first one,… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
I came from a very different sort of background and pedigree from the people who were on "The Daily Show". I was… — Aasif Mandvi Copy Share Image
I mean, I understand that Scrubs was my big break, but sooner or later you have to move on. I've already directed… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Only black people in the whole neighborhood, so let's break it down: Me, I'm a decent comedian, I'm a'ight. Mary J. Blige,… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Philosophers, comedians, and tipsy birthday celebrants all have proposed theories about why time seems to move increasingly swiftly as we grow older.… — Michael Sims Copy Share Image
I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, "Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro!" I don't know if that's the… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Obviously, you take the risk to step over the line any time you do something where comedians interact with each other. Like… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
I would like a ship for the hips, please. Ships and hips. Hipsters to stir with their hips on the hip ships.… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Las Vegas has become a child's picture-book dream of a city -- here a storybook castle, there a sphinx-flanked black pyramid beaming… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
