I consider it, the life of being a comedian - they have a right to boo me. — Nish Kumar Copy Share Image
The glass is always half empty. All good comedians are manic-depressive. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
After I finished university, I was gigging as a comedian in London as well as temping for Morgan Stanley during the day. — Nick Mohammed Copy Share Image
Comedians and impressionists used to be two different showbiz animals entirely, but now there's no such thing as a comedian who doesn't… — John Podhoretz Copy Share Image
Every male comedian of note who is over the age of 45 has a kid, and they talk about it and don't… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
Finding your voice as a stand up comedian means deeply knowing who you are as an artist and a human being. — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Great Canadian comics are often outsiders and insiders at the same time. That's a great perspective for a comedian. — David Steinberg Copy Share Image
There is a very difficult period in a comedian's career - it's that window of time where you're good enough to draw… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
What I love is getting a new joke, or a premise like a sketch idea or a movie idea. That's the best… — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I think of myself as an Indian comedian, but I've had British and American schooling. I always had this feeling of not… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
The tags in this business don't leave you... When I was a VJ, they called me VJ-turned-actor, then I turned into a… — Ranvir Shorey Copy Share Image
I wouldn't be honest if I didn't say my mom. Apart from the fact that she's my mother, she's a brilliant comedian… — Kate Hudson Copy Share Image
When you mimic everyone, sometimes authority figures really don't appreciate it which is not an original story. And pretty much every comedian… — Hank Azaria Copy Share Image
Age, style, where you come from, where you were born, it's different every time, which, to me, is refreshing because it says… — Alan King Copy Share Image
Aside from Joan Rivers and Roseanne, it's hard for me to think of any female comedian who's had kids and has a… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
What's the good thing about being an actor, you can do more things. Not just being a comedian, not going overboard but… — Brandon T. Jackson Copy Share Image
When I was younger I always thought, 'If I were ever a comedian I'd make it like a rock concert.' I wanted… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
I was the dude you didn't wanna go to school with, because I would come to school and get on your shoes.… — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image
You want to have the experience. As far as the creative side, the more I do this, the more I know that… — Wes Bentley Copy Share Image
You know, in Los Angeles, you're constantly in your car, you're sealed up, you're not walking around. Whereas in New York, after… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
What happened to me is I gained a little weight so I could be more accessible to people. They're not like, 'Oh… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I don't come from a comedy background or a stand-up background, but I think that sometimes there's a misconception that an actor… — Darren Boyd Copy Share Image
I think comedians get too much credit or too much criticism for the style of comedy they do, and they generally do… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Well, human rights defenders, freedom of speech advocates, lawyers that we spoke to said this is really an expansion. After the military… — Leila Fadel Copy Share Image
Now, I want to explain something to you guys. I don't have an ending joke, because I don't tell jokes. I tell… — Bruce Bruce Copy Share Image
When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me. — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
What made me a comedian was staying on the stage and starting to talk. — John Bishop Copy Share Image