If you don't laugh, you're going to cry and people are crying. That's why I guess you have lots of people like… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
“She seemed to feed on their laughter, and they on her humor, like the lily of the pond—sustained by the very water… — Molly Collier Copy Share Image
Once or twice I`ve been described as a light comedian. I consider this the most accurate description of my abilities I`ve ever… — Bing Crosby Copy Share Image
If I was reading a book about a comedian, I wouldn't really care too much about their childhood. — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
When they put me in jail, that's when they turned me into an activist. Up until the time I went to jail,… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
Hopefully the only things off-limits are crummy jokes, but being a standup comedian, I know that's not always the case... You know… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I think the term 'Twitter comedian' can seem like a pejorative because it's not a job, really, and there's such a low… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
I'm more of a comedian. I wouldn't mind being on SNL (Saturday Night Live). I think that would be cool. — Cheyenne Kimball Copy Share Image
Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You know, as a comedian, that's what you do. You speak truth to power by making people laugh. — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
Comedy is like a very cokey, druggy sugar. You get hits of comedy, and it's very, "More, give me more of that… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
As a comedian, I don't know if they're laughing because it's funny or if they're laughing at me because I'm not funny.… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
It’s been a very old thing for people to gather together and laugh at stuff. The first comedian in America really was… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
An academic is what I would have been if I hadn't been successful as a comedian. I've never had a proper job. — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet. — Dick Gregory Copy Share Image
An offended audience member repeating a comedian's act from memory is worse than, literally, anything. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Not a time with him passed that I didn't say, "You should've been a comedian." [Vincent Price] was hilarious. He was just… — Cassandra Peterson Copy Share Image
I just want to kind of tackle every kind of form that exists in the comedy world; whether it be stand-up or… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
Every day I do one or two podcasts that 92 percent of people never will hear. I'm constantly producing, constantly making jokes… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
A lot of amazing comedians that I've worked with just really follow their instincts and you can't really teach someone comedic timing.… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
If you know me, I don't live in this dismal world. I mean, I like to have fun. My friends are comedians. — Linda Blair Copy Share Image
I think that if you, as a comedian, are trying to be in people's face, then you've got to come up with… — Keenen Ivory Wayans Copy Share Image
There are some actors who have an interest in comedy but they can't say this openly. They do feel insecure about the… — Johnny Lever Copy Share Image
SNL' is something that in my bones, I dreamed of as a comedian, as a young kid. That to me is a… — Ayo Edebiri Copy Share Image
