Annoying Quote by Craig David

I've been around comedians that try their bits around you. I hate that.

— Jim Breuer

When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever.

— Hannibal Buress

When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'

— Susan Sarandon

Its really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, I usually dont like female comedians, but your…

— Chelsea Peretti

I'm not really a comedian, innit; I just naturally say things which people class as funny.

— Big Narstie

It's really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, 'I usually don't like female comedians, but your…

— Chelsea Peretti

I'm a comedian. Comedians are supposed to be jaded, cynical, angry people. But I'm not: I'm a silly, silly fun boy.

— Pete Holmes

As far as I can tell, comedians are pretty serious people, and that's why they make fun of things all of the time.

— Maria Bamford

As a comedian, I have the gift of looking at something a bit differently and making it funny. I'm not sure why I can…

— Henry Cho

Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out…

— Greg Behrendt

If you watch most of the stuff on TV and in movies, it's usually put-down humor. It's like somebody being mean or cynical or…

— Paul Rust

I find it really appalling when people talk about comedy.

— Christopher Guest