As a comedian, you see all parts of the country because you play there. — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
I don't know if I even consider myself a comedian really - I do comedic acting in some films and dramatic in… — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
Several of my uncles are comedians. My father is a comedian; my grandfather was known for his jokes. It definitely runs in… — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image
Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds. — Yakov Smirnoff Copy Share Image
I find comedians to be the biggest cocksuckers, because they don't want people to know how easy it is. — Gavin McInnes Copy Share Image
I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
As a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of the year. — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
I would hate to be a standup comedian for ever. It would not be good. It would be the worst. — Rose Matafeo Copy Share Image
It doesn't bother me that I'm not a household word on the East Coast. Baton Rouge, Raleigh, Minneapolis - I'm so popular… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
When you become a comedian a lot of stuff that made you laugh before just stops. You stop watching your old cartoons… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
A stand-up comedian faces the audiences and gets their immediate feedback. I hide behind the comic strip, and unless people write to… — Stephan Pastis Copy Share Image
It is said that a person who makes other people laugh has a lot of pain in his heart. On the contrary,… — Johnny Lever Copy Share Image
Comedians are the most challenging people for me to shoot. Because you're not actually in the dialogue with them, they are performing.… — Norman Seeff Copy Share Image
Jack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have ever seen work. He wasn't afraid of silence. He would take… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
Everything I do is intended to make people laugh and think. I just think something is funny, it's not hurting anybody, not… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Because of my comedic-influence growing up, Mel Brooks, Jim Carrey, Steve Martin… A lot of Jeff comedic-influences included Charlie Chaplin and physical… — J. Robert Spencer Copy Share Image
Here's the thing about Red Sox fans, or actually just fans from that region, in general: they appreciate the effort. And if… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I think, as a comedian, the funniest you can be is with people you know, and [whom] you've known for years, in… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
When I was in New York, I got to see Joan Rivers do an hour of material, and it blew my mind.… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
On the other side of the spectrum, you see someone like Donald Trump, who is using as the basis of his campaign… — Sacha Baron Cohen Copy Share Image
There's a weird loneliness that comes with being a comedian, especially standup. Even with improvisers, I think there are certain moments of… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I had no choice but to make me as a comedian, because I am not particularly gifted with a lot of marketable… — Christian Finnegan Copy Share Image
Right-wing propagandists like Limbaugh and Coulter are essentially entertainers, entertainers who stimulate prejudice, selfishness and meanness the way a comedian works for… — Hal Crowther Copy Share Image
My greatest hope was to get discovered as a comedian and get on a sitcom. — Steve Buscemi Copy Share Image