Comedian Quote by Rose Matafeo Download Open image “I would hate to be a standup comedian for ever. It would not be good. It would be the worst.” — Rose Matafeo ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedian Good Hate Standup Worst
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I like dressing up when I can... but it's like when someone does my make-up or my hair and I feel uncomfortable or I'm… — Rose Matafeo Copy Share Image
For so many years, women and people who aren't white have had to be undeniable to get into line-ups. — Rose Matafeo Copy Share Image
Unfortunately we live in a world where I think women aren't actively encouraged or at least not empowered to make good work in every… — Rose Matafeo Copy Share Image
Either I'm going to be like an MGM starlet - get married five times, it will be a bit of a laugh - or… — Rose Matafeo Copy Share Image
I'm very ambitious. I'm the kind of person who still feels as if they could win an Oscar. Albeit, with no evidence to support… — Rose Matafeo Copy Share Image
But being in love - or actually just chasing boys who don't like me as much as I like them - for me is… — Rose Matafeo Copy Share Image
Every time I go back to New Zealand I live with my Nan, and it is the sweetest thing. I don't know if she… — Rose Matafeo Copy Share Image
Being an aunty is the best - exactly what I wanted from this - someone to have ownership over but no obligation to take… — Rose Matafeo Copy Share Image
I literally tried to get one date in five months in Auckland, and I couldn't. Auckland is quite small, so you know everyone, and… — Rose Matafeo Copy Share Image
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