Average Quote by Bruce Bruce

Well, I am not always joking, sometimes I am serious. But some people always expect you to be funny. If you were like you…

— Dom Irrera

I don't think I've ever died on stage. I've had jokes that died on stage. I've told a joke and absolutely nothing. They didn't…

— Billy Connolly

When I was starting out, I was just bringing a garbage bag of jokes onstage, pulling them out like, 'What about this? No? Alright.'…

— W. Kamau Bell

I never used to tell jokes on stage. Now I'm cutting up jokes all night long.

— Robin Thicke

When you get off stage, the audience should know a little bit about you. Not where you are from, but how you see the…

— Iliza Shlesinger

As you get older, as a comedian, and keep doing it, what you actually start to cherish on stage is not the build-up to…

— Patton Oswalt

Going on stage is a performance, it's an act; you're playing a version of yourself. I don't give it a lot of thought. I…

— Lee Mack

I didn't know if I could be funny on stage or write a joke. But I saw that there are no rules. If you're…

— Kumail Nanjiani

What made me a comedian was staying on the stage and starting to talk.

— John Bishop

I'm not a comedian, but I love the comedians who know when to get off the stage.

— Topher Grace

I had a moment where I was onstage once... As a comedian, you just think, 'Be funny as possible all the time - like,…

— Whitney Cummings

I know what I want to talk about, but I don't really know what's funny about a joke until I perform it in front…

— James Acaster