Anything Quote by W. Kamau Bell

Well, I am not always joking, sometimes I am serious. But some people always expect you to be funny. If you were like you…

— Dom Irrera

I had no desire to get up onstage and tell jokes. I prefer to stand next to really funny people.

— Jon Hamm

I know what I want to talk about, but I don't really know what's funny about a joke until I perform it in front…

— James Acaster

I had a moment where I was onstage once... As a comedian, you just think, 'Be funny as possible all the time - like,…

— Whitney Cummings

I suppose I'm going on stage and making jokes about the fact that the audience are expecting the show to be about something and…

— Andrew Lawrence

It seemed fun to play a villain on stage and I wanted my jokes to be so good that I could just calmly tell…

— Anthony Jeselnik

It's easy to be silly in real life, but making stuff up onstage, that seemed hard. Better to be the funny person off-the-cuff in…

— Janet Varney

Anybody can go onstage and be dirty. You have to be funny, that's the key. You can say anything as long as it's funny.…

— Andrew Dice Clay

I didn't know if I could be funny on stage or write a joke. But I saw that there are no rules. If you're…

— Kumail Nanjiani

Now, I want to explain something to you guys. I don't have an ending joke, because I don't tell jokes. I tell real-life stories…

— Bruce Bruce

I never used to tell jokes on stage. Now I'm cutting up jokes all night long.

— Robin Thicke

For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.

— Bill Burr