Comedian Quote by Steven Michael Quezada Download Open image “I spent 25 years as a stand-up comedian.” — Steven Michael Quezada ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedian Spent Years
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Gomez is a by-the-book cop. He's the only character not to break bad. — Steven Michael Quezada Copy Share Image
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The desert is cold early in the morning. Laying down on that sand is like laying on a block of ice. — Steven Michael Quezada Copy Share Image
I started writing my own plays, and I would sell out, but after everything was said and done, I'd break even. That's being successful. — Steven Michael Quezada Copy Share Image
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