Comedian Quote by Brian T. Shirley Download Open image ““My ship came in,then it sank!”” — Brian T. Shirley ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedian Humor Philosopher Philosophy
“A ship doesn't sink while on water; it only succumbs when water gets inside. Ignore the insult and focus on the result.” — Motivational Inspirational Life Rhyme Success Positive Copy Share Image
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