Comedian Quote by Nick Kroll Download Open image “Although I'm a comedian, I'm also an amateur survivalist.” — Nick Kroll ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedian Funny Inspirational Love
I'm not a professional comedian. Nobody comes to my comedy shows. That's just a little hobby. — David Rees Copy Share Image
My job as a comedian is to heighten awareness about locally grown produce, fight factory farming, and promote euthanasia, but in a funny way. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion. — Anthony Anderson Copy Share Image
I have always been a comedian - that has always been my job and it is what I want to do for a long… — Iain Stirling Copy Share Image
I don't think of myself as a comedian, but as an artist, a scientist and chemist who just happens to be funny. I started… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
My first concert isn't that cool or ironic. I wish it had been like, "My first concert was the Backstreet Boys," but the first… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
As long as it's not an easy, outdated stereotype and it comes from an interesting or emotionally driven place, then anyone can be made… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
Really, more than anything, The 2000 Year Old Man is a huge influence on all of our comedy, but specifically the live version of… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
My goal was to do something that incorporated all the stuff I do and have it feel like something new, like it was hopefully… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
In New York, you are forced into having very public lives and observing all types of people, what they sound like, what they're reading,… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
People want to consume what you're putting out there, and you can create a really strong following of fans and admirers, and people who… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
I think that being on the road and doing more and more stand-up has allowed me to figure out... like, I don't think I'll… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
I've decided to just keep doing Oh, Hello, where I play an older man who thinks he's very cultured. That clearly has not gone… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
I think Trump thinks of himself as pretty important, and now rightfully so - because he's the President of the United States. You gotta… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
There's nothing better for hosting a show than a bunch of people daytime-whiskey drunk. — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I like to turn up my collar when I'm leaving the theatre and feel like I'm some heroic comedian figure. — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies.… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
If someone doesn't like a comedian that's fine; a lot of people probably don't like my standup, and that's fine. But I think that… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I was a kid, and I would watch standup comics do the 'Tonight Show,' and if Johnny Carson liked you, he'd wave you over… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
Gary Greenberg is a thoughtful comedian and a cranky philosopher and a humble pest of a reporter, equal parts Woody Allen, Kierkegaard, and Columbo.… — Gideon Lewis-Kraus Copy Share Image
For me, comedians are like the epitome for everything great, and they terrify me. I just want to be them. I want to be… — Tatiana Maslany Copy Share Image
