Comedian Quote by Jim Norton

I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes.

— Paul Rudd

As a comedian, you have to say something that people relate to, or nobody laughs.

— John Bishop

It's hard to say you're a comedian because that is almost an admittance that you're funny, and if you say that, you have to…

— Alex Brooker

I'm not really a comedian, innit; I just naturally say things which people class as funny.

— Big Narstie

If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.

— Olivia Munn

When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever.

— Hannibal Buress

You can tell a lot about a person by what comedians they like.

— Jonathan Krisel

As a comedian, frankly, I don't care that much about bad jokes.

— Dave Rubin

I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People…

— Carrot Top

When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'

— Susan Sarandon

The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don't tell…

— Robin Williams

“I don’t think being a comedian gives you any fucking insight into what makes people laugh.”

— craig ferguson