Answers Quote by Andy Borowitz

“Who ever heard of a Martian not invading? Who!”

— Ray Bradbury

“As far as the political, military, and economic interests of the world’s powers go, (Rwanda) might as well be Mars. In fact, Mars is…

— Philip Gourevitch

Mars is telling us something. I'm not sure what it is because It's speaking martian. But it's telling us something

— Steve Squyres

Mars is there, waiting to be reached.

— Buzz Aldrin

President Bush announced we're going to Mars, which means he's given up on Earth.

— Jon Stewart

If more government is the answer, then it was a really stupid question.

— Ronald Reagan

“The thing that has impacted life on earth the most is life on mars. That’s where the government is storing all my clones.”

— Jarod Kintz

Mars does not belong to 'America,' nor to Earth, nor to human beings.

— David Grinspoon

I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism…

— Hugo Chavez

If you look at America, which was the experiment of the smallest conceivable government, what grows out of that is the largest government the…

— Stefan Molyneux

“No one loves us here, let’s go to Mars.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“I’m for a big government. A big government contraction.”

— Jarod Kintz