Abraham Quote by Andy Borowitz

“Think about it... The Republicans have gone from Abraham Lincoln to Sarah Palin to Donald Trump. No wonder they don't believe in evolution.”

— Andy Borowitz

Sixty eight percent of Republicans don't believe in evolution. On the other hand, only five percent of monkeys believe in Republicans.

— Stephen Colbert

Maybe it's a little more pertinent now since the whole concept of evolution is being questioned by the know-nothing Republican right. Yes, maybe the…

— Edward Albee

Republicans don't have to accept evolution, economics, climatology, or human sexuality, but I just watched a week of their national convention, and I need…

— Bill Maher

The reason a person is a republican is because something is wrong with them. Again, that's science - that's neuroscience. You cannot be well…

— Janeane Garofalo

It's easy to tell who the folks are that don't believe in evolution. They're the ones who have refused to participate in it.

— Daniel J. Solove

Remember, many Republicans didn't vote for Mitt Romney. He didn't inspire people.

— Donald Trump

Whether conservative or liberal, fundamentalist or agnostic, the more students learn of biology, the more they accept evolution.

— Kenneth R. Miller

Although God believers don't need evolution to be false, atheists need evolution to be true.

— Ann Coulter

“Thanks to evolution, half of all Americans don't believe in evolution.”

— Thomas Hayden

It is not enough to say we were born to be Republicans, it's more precise to say Republicanism is part of our DNA,

— Dolours Price

Evolution is a fact, as securely established as any in science, and he who denies it betrays woeful ignorance and lack of education, which…

— Richard Dawkins