Conservatism Quote by Andy Borowitz

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.

— Andy Borowitz

“No wonder these people don’t believe in evolution. It obviously hasn’t worked in their favor.”

— Jeri Smith-Ready

Sixty eight percent of Republicans don't believe in evolution. On the other hand, only five percent of monkeys believe in Republicans.

— Stephen Colbert

“Thanks to evolution, half of all Americans don't believe in evolution.”

— Thomas Hayden

“It would be so nice if those who oppose evolution would take a tiny bit of trouble to learn the merest rudiments of what…

— Richard Dawkins

Maybe it's a little more pertinent now since the whole concept of evolution is being questioned by the know-nothing Republican right. Yes, maybe the…

— Edward Albee

“We are not saying that Evolution can't exist, only that it is guided by His Noodly Appendage.”

— Bobby Henderson

“All I know is, if there is such a thing as Evolution, God created it" d.washington-jones”

— D. Washington-Jones

“I don’t feel that my faith is threatened by evolution at all. If I were convinced of Darwinian evolution some day, I would just…

— Evan Minton

“What bothers me most about evolutionary evidence is that it hinges more on faith than faith does.”

— Gary Kurz

“Evolution doesn’t really have a destination. It’s just dicking around with possibilities.”

— Christopher Moore

“Are you an evolutionist? I’m an absurdist, ma’am. But let’s suppose evolution is true; what about the monkeys today? Why can’t we see them…

— Harrison Wheeler