Comedian Quote by Ralphie May Download Open image “I'm dirty, I'm irreverent - but I'm still a very topical comedian.” — Ralphie May ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedian Comedy Dirty Dirty Irreverent Irreverent Irreverent Topical Still Topical Comedian Very
I'm a dirty, filthy animal and I'm a dirty comedian, but I got a lot of charisma and charm. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I try not to be one particular type of comedian - I try to be foolish, and silly, and surreal, and quite angry and… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
Every comedian is just doing the comedy they find funny. This is me and it's not clean in any way. I could get a… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I am a comedian. You may or may not find me funny, but the fact remains, that I am a comedian. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
If I want to be a real comedian, I can't let you dictate my material, so I started creating more new material. — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image
Whether people know the evolution of the conversation or not, I don't know, but thematically, as a comedian, I stay in the same ballpark… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I loved 'Celebrity Fit Club,' working out six days a week, running a mile and a half three times a week, and doing 1,000… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I mean, comics fear sue - you know, lawsuits and stuff like that, just because they don't like to do paperwork. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
People have been calling me names and setting me back my whole life. And with every fight it's just given me more fuel to… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I got kids now... It gives you an empathetic feeling into other cultures and stuff. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
Comedy is not about appearance; it's about rockin' a mike. Are they laughing? That's the only test. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
My jokes aren't predicated on my weight that much. I talk about it some, but it's definitely not the focus, so I don't feel… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I grew up in a little town in Arkansas called Clarksville and it was a weird existence, you know? I grew up white trash;… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
You talk to - I had a good fortune of getting to spend a lot of time with Uncle Miltie and guys like Buddy… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I like to turn up my collar when I'm leaving the theatre and feel like I'm some heroic comedian figure. — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies.… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
If I had a choice, I would rather watch a comedian not involve themselves in politics at all but be hilarious than someone who… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
If someone doesn't like a comedian that's fine; a lot of people probably don't like my standup, and that's fine. But I think that… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I was a kid, and I would watch standup comics do the 'Tonight Show,' and if Johnny Carson liked you, he'd wave you over… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
Gary Greenberg is a thoughtful comedian and a cranky philosopher and a humble pest of a reporter, equal parts Woody Allen, Kierkegaard, and Columbo.… — Gideon Lewis-Kraus Copy Share Image
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