We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with… — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
Avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad, use… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Roxanne came along in '86, when I was doing a lot of stand-up. I auditioned for the movie, and of course I… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I admire Cate Blanchett and Kate Winslet. I like a lot of comedians. I like Cameron Diaz - she's funny and has… — Catherine Deneuve Copy Share Image
You know, a comedian's comedian is just that - it's a guy who's original and funny and can make comics laugh. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
Cinema was my passion and I am sure that if you are talented, nobody can sideline you because you are just a… — Salim Kumar Copy Share Image
That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50. — Dana Carvey Copy Share Image
When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Every group needs a comedian. A comic who is politically incorrect at the Berkeley campus might slay them at a Klan rally. — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
And what is the reaction of the British politcal class? Well the Lib Dems, still think that the Euro is a success!… — Nigel Farage Copy Share Image
Every male comedian of note who is over the age of 45 has a kid, and they talk about it and don't… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
At the time, I was reading this Miles Davis book, and he was talking about coming to New York right after he… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny. — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
Comedians a lot of times we're on the road, we're by our self. We come home to New York to our empty… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
You want to have the experience. As far as the creative side, the more I do this, the more I know that… — Wes Bentley Copy Share Image
As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you're going to do. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Every American, to the last man, lays claim to a "sense" of humor and guards it as his most significant spiritual trait,… — E. B. White Copy Share Image
So many people, my friends and family, were all saying, "You're so funny. Why don't you become a comedian or an actor?"… — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
“As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life: ~people applaud you incessantly.… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny. — Bobby Darin Copy Share Image
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
In the '80s especially, a lot of comedians felt compelled to stick with what made them famous and those people became caricatures. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I, myself, have killed six people. All random, all undetected, no way to trace them to me. And, let me tell you,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
