When I began doing theatre in high school I saw that I could get laughs from people but I didn't really connect… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
As a comedian, I found this thing, this profession, that suits my mind and life force. To drop it to do something… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
The best-laid plans of mice and comedians usually wind up on the cutting-room floor. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I don't think of myself as a comedian, but as an artist, a scientist and chemist who just happens to be funny.… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
I never really thought of myself as a physical comedian. But when I was a kid, I used to, you know, pretend… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
I come from the stage. I started my career as a stand-up comedian and then later on became an actor. — Patrick Huard Copy Share Image
The skill of a good actor is to make it always seem like you're in that fantastically spontaneous moment. Very often, a… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
I never wanted to churn it out. Comedians tend to work all the time. They never put it down like musicians who… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Canada has been a breeding ground for great comedic actors, sketch artists and stand-up comedians. We grew up with a different perspective… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
Every comedian dreams of hosting 'The Tonight Show' and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I don't do too many jokes about current affairs, because almost every comedian always does that. — Bruce Bruce Copy Share Image
I don't have any delusions. I'm not a novelist - I'm a comedian who writes. I love doing the stand-up and the… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a comedian, but I wasn't funny enough to do it every night. — John Popper Copy Share Image
I think there is a weird loneliness that comes with being a comedian. There is something definitely inside the personality of a… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I was a big fan of Rodney Dangerfield. He had this HBO Young Comedians Special and he'd always bring up new talent,… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Those who say that Serena isn't serious about tennis; she wants to go Hollywood. That's true, about Hollywood. I would love to… — Serena Williams Copy Share Image
I was always a visual comedian. That's why all the body stuff comes into play - as a performer, it has every… — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
Sometimes I don't want to go out and socialize; I just want to watch my favorite shows and comedians. But then I… — Josh Peck Copy Share Image
The toughest thing for me is doing on-camera stuff as a comedian. — Donna Lynne Champlin Copy Share Image
I try to be careful not to put the cart before the horse. I try not to create comedy for other comedians… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I'm not very funny in real life. I used to want to be a comedian when I was 13, 14, 15, till… — Gene Wilder Copy Share Image