I feel that I'm a stand-up comedian more than anything else, that's my job. — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
Down deep in His heart God is a comedian who loves to make us laugh. — Arthur Miller Copy Share Image
What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card. — Michael R. Burch Copy Share Image
There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously. — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
I think for any comedian to come and get big laughs from a really tough, discerning, comedy-literate audience, it is the biggest… — Omid Djalili Copy Share Image
Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasn't cool to say, at a young age, 'I want to be a… — Albert Brooks Copy Share Image
I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second. — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
I started out as a stand-up comedian. And that's what I'm most comfortable doing. — Eddie Murphy Copy Share Image
I never really thought of myself as a sex goddess; I felt I was more a comedian who could dance. — Rita Hayworth Copy Share Image
I feel like comedy is only respected on the highest level, and on every other level, it's like a joke, like, 'Ugh… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
Success in life has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for… — Danny Thomas Copy Share Image
I'm not a stand-up comedian. I'm not an improv person or anything, but I've always been a fan of that stuff. — Haley Joel Osment Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a comedian, I wanted people to laugh at what I was saying, not to be staring at my… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
It was important to me to be cool as a comedian. I didn't want to be a crowd-pleaser who sent out the… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I never really thought of myself as a physical comedian. But when I was a kid, I used to, you know, pretend… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
'The Walking Dead' was my favorite show before I even auditioned for it. That's every actor's dream, to be on a show… — Josh McDermitt Copy Share Image
Growing up as a comedian the most influential person on me was Jon Stewart. He showed that comedy could have a real… — Adam Conover Copy Share Image
It seems that a lot of people, who haven't known of me as a pianist, think I've just started off as a… — Dudley Moore Copy Share Image
The really good stand up comedians can be angry but relatable, and they have interestingly humanizing personalities. Their observational skills are far… — Kunal Nayyar Copy Share Image
I'd like to think I'm a little more memorable or specific now. People laugh at me in a way they wouldn't laugh… — Christian Finnegan Copy Share Image
By TV standards - I'm not comparing it to manual labor by any means - by TV comedy standards, it is the… — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
As a comedian I don't think they look at me as a sexual person but I can see where with actors it… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
It's very interesting being an artist and a comedian, (because) you aim for jobs that will feed your ego, but when you… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
Anecdote: In a controversial way, Comedian and actor Bill Cosby sought to teach his son the pain of being lied to. Convinced… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
From 1936 on, I have taken more falls than any other 20 comedians put together. From the time I was 21, I've… — Jerry Lewis Copy Share Image
Before I even knew what stand up was, I tried to make people laugh at school because that was how I made… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I've told Michael Jackson jokes. If you got really technical, you could say those are jokes about child molestation. You could, if… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Because they're probably long gone. Are you hurt?" Gabe asked with enough urgency that she realized he must have felt shiver in… — Cindy Gerard Copy Share Image
Catch Fire, Do Something, Get Excited by Finding Your Purpose In Life. — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
I toured as a nightclub comedian and did some television in New York. — Jackie Coogan Copy Share Image
I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny. — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
If you want to be a stand-up comedian or an artist, you move to New York. — T. J. Miller Copy Share Image
