Generally speaking, talk to any stand-up comedian, the people in this world who are the brightest and have the biggest smile often… — Chris Sullivan Copy Share Image
I don't necessarily think of it as Southern comedy. I just think I'm a comedian and I have a Southern accent. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
As a comedian I don't think they look at me as a sexual person but I can see where with actors it… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't really mean anything.… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Only black people in the whole neighborhood, so let's break it down: Me, I'm a decent comedian, I'm a'ight. Mary J. Blige,… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If you're trying to cast the widest possible net to attract the largest selection of men or women, the last thing you… — Amy Webb Copy Share Image
I've been fortunate to work with good directors who understand improvisation and understand the way comedians work. Luke Basan let me do… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
I try to think of myself as a struggling competitor or specialist at my craft, much like a singer, dancer, comedian, or… — Kai Greene Copy Share Image
Pacifism is a nice idea but it can get you killed. We're not there yet. Evolution is slow, small pox is fast. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I didn't plan to be a comedian. I didn't plan to be a drag queen. It just kind of evolved. — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
When it comes to English stand-up comedy, Indians have only seen the best - Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Cosby and the like. So,… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
Dick Van Dyke was my first idol. He's an amazing physical comedian, like a classic clown, but also very smart and not… — Douglas Wood Copy Share Image
Has anyone seen me on Letterman? Two million people watch that show and I don't know where they are. You might have… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't really like actors. Actors are like terrible comedians with no punch lines. It's all about them. They talk about themselves… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I'm more likely to quote the golfer George Burns than the legendary late comedian by the same name who lived to be 100. — Jim Nantz Copy Share Image
There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously. — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
Those tragic comedians, the Chamber of Commerce red hunters, the Women's Christian Temperance Union smellers, the censors of books, the Klan regulators,… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
I've told Michael Jackson jokes. If you got really technical, you could say those are jokes about child molestation. You could, if… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Sydney and I made so many pictures together we were becoming Abbott and Costello, so we broke up. You know Greenstreet was… — Peter Lorre Copy Share Image
Success in life has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for… — Danny Thomas Copy Share Image
